Dear Roughing the Passer,
Dear Roughing the Passer, Shouldn’t the quarterback be encased in bubble wrap? Egad, they’re so precious!! Way worse than taking a knee, which never disturbed the game at all!!
It’s a little early in the year for me to enforce the chromosome rule. But I’m getting edgy already seeing 4 of the top 5 being women!! In fact, I’ll be checking with Surge on the sexual orientation of his child, Boa who is in 4th place.
On the other hand, there are some stalwarts deeply embedded as cellar dwellers—Ginger, Brain, Shroomer, and Fungi. Shouldn’t they be entitled to the Sanders Socialism benefit—20% relief?! That’s justice!
Will Lil Dusty Uga let Dusty ever pick again after his wretched picks last week? Hope Notre Dame wins this week to salve his wounds. Ouch!
In case anyone has missed Cellboy (which I doubt), he recently rammed his hot Audi into a school bus. He was jealous I drove my car under water several years ago. Get well, our very own Mario Andretti.
May your whole purpose in life serve as a warning to others.
Bad Luck,
The Commish