Dear Book Worms, Again proving an education is not related to intelligence, we have Cellboy and Perry Mason, two of our most educated players, who were too goofy to hit “submit” on the website. Way to go, numb nuts! Congrats to Kid Cherapova who has done really well all season in total score but can’t win head-to-head! They’re 2 – 9!! Too bad, so sad. God knows what Shroomer was on when he made his picks last week. How could he have clinched winning the week before the night games, when he couldn’t even find his refrigerator!? In our unceasing effort to provide our participants the latest information to cure their problems, we bring you the picture below. Unknown to me until recently, we’ve discovered the Butt’s real source of income. Yes, nestled inconspicuously in a small Midwestern town, lies Butt Drugs!!! What a genius scam! Proud of you, Butt. You’re like Monday mornings—nobody likes you! One of you thinks he/she is so smart! He/She told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his/her face! Bad Luck, The Commish Return