Dear Drumsticks,

Thanksgiving is a traditional American holiday when families all over the United States sit for dinner at the same time—halftime!!

   

Big deal, Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the NFL recognize FYSMDP and have games on Friday night? Does RagArm really want to stay home Friday night? Hell no!! Wouldn’t Surge love to have him spend all Friday nights at his house?! Of course!!!

Let’s discuss the Magnificent Mona who cleverly stole Shroomer’s Outlaw picks and kicked butt! Shroomer was churlish, begrudging Mona’s brilliance and natural thieving acumen!

Please thank a Native American (that’s an Indian) for allowing us to steal their land, teaching us to plant corn and squash, and run fun casinos.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! See you all at the Nov. 29th huddle. Picks due next Wed. as usual.

Bad Luck,
The Commish

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”

Did you hear about the X rated turkey? It’s served with very little dressing!

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!!

Do you come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage??! Gobble, gobble!!!

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