Dear Neanderthals, Check out Fatty celebrating her 60th birthday in Cuba, the Carratera Central toward Baracoa Beach! Is it any wonder she and the driver/tour guide spent happy hours touring their bodies!? Zowie!!! Only 5 players left who have no bottlecaps. Pray you don’t play one of these maniacs during a break-out week—an unlikely event!! Congrats to RagArm who is our league’s first transgender athlete. He’s so happy to be surrounded by 3 women in the top 4! Please help him find an appropriate restroom!! Welcome back, Surge, who spent last week on an adult couples’ cruise. Apparently some of his action photos must have been double exposed because there were 4 breasts surrounding him. Congrats, you lucky devil!! Bad Luck, The Commish How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?? It is better to let people think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it!! Always remember you’re unique—just like everyone else!!! Return