Dear Distinguished Dingbats,
Well, well, well—it certainly proves that practice makes perfect. Congrats to the Bodacious Butt, kicking all our butts so far. You suck!
Speaking of suck—check Surge (18th), Cellboy (16th), and Doo doo (14th) making the playoffs without being in the cum club! Then there’re Tattoo and Mite (5th), PoGo (7th), Lil Dusty Uga (8th), and Kid Cherapova (9th) who didn’t qualify!!!
Once again, everyone received bottlecaps, thanks to Fungi placing in the final week!!
And Doc won many head-to-head side wagers and is asking for contributions for her rehab treatment.
Lovely, who’s been doing your picks?! Lots of bottlecaps, nine wins, and a ridiculously good score in the playoffs so far—what a miracle!!!
Lovely will be hosting the SB party again this year, and meanwhile, we will continue to meet for the next 2 Thursdays!!!
Bad Luck in 2019,
The Commish
