******Seriously Sad News******

So just five weeks ago, Doo Doo and his child bride, TP, attended our huddle. They planned their nuptials so they could interact with us (maybe not the most intelligent decision.) Any of you who hung out with them must have been impressed by them, especially for putting up with us. Days later, Shroomer officiated their wedding on Siesta Beach—a wonderful affair. Tragically, last Saturday, “TP” the beautiful bride, had a heart attack and died, without rhyme or reason. None of us is immune from such, so I suggest that everyone here tonight take the time to hug someone from the pool, even if they have kicked your ass in head 2 head. Because tomorrow, any of us could be gone.
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Dear Trick or Treat Football Freaks,

In a lighter vein, after weeks of abusing Chalk Boy, aka RagArm, he escaped his bounds of boredom. Unfortunately, he had a good week and beat Shroomer! Bah!!

Bad Luck,
The Commish

Despite your reluctance to wear a Halloween costume to a party, you still won the prize for scariest face!!


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