Dear Duped & Disillusioned,
None of you could possibly picture Shroomer leading the Cum Club, especially Shroomer! So as usual, we all must voice the obvious question, “Who is making your picks??!”
And why is Stripper allowing School Marm (145 bottle caps) to copy his picks? Perhaps in the middle of the night with great stealth, using her vibrator to mask the sounds, she plagiarizes his genius selections.
And then there is Damaged Brain who hasn’t been this high (in the ratings) since the last Disco Biscuits concert!!
And with last week’s matchup, Doc became damaged by Brain!! (But no, that’s not the same as brain damaged. . . .)
And each week, the confused boys—Lil Dusty Uga—blame each other for their rancid picks.
Highlight head-to-head game of the week: HoHum Boring RagArm vs. Tripping Shroomer!!
With all the crazy results, the only thing I’m sure of, is being sure I have no clue!!
Bad Luck,
The Commish
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others?!?