Dear Wackos & Wannabees,
Have you noticed that the weeks when there are lots of weird results, certain players do amazingly well?! If it was your misfortune to play someone like Ginger, Fungi, or School Marm and get castrated by their bizarreness, them’s the breaks!! Suck it up, cupcake!
Let’s discuss RagArm, who 2 weeks in a row doesn’t even pick his alma mater. How’s that working?!?
Shroomer and I will be giving an award to anyone who anticipates Chalk Boy’s (RagArm’s) picks next week. It’s not difficult—look online and submit picks in the exact order of Vegas spreads. He has the creativity of a mollusk!
Congrats to Lil Dusty Uga who need 3 guys to dominate the Hall of Shame. These football geniuses fell 18 spots to be in 29th place, but somehow are still 3 – 1 in their division!?
After week 1, Cellboy puffed up his chest 10 sizes, expecting me to worship his acumen. Oops, now he’s 20th and 1 – 3. Think his chest is concave now.
Bad Luck,
The Commish
You’re so dumb, you think the St. Louis Cardinals are appointed by the Pope.