Yo, Yo, Yo, Irma has got to go!
If it hadn’t made a right turn, RagArm and his wife would have invited everyone to their house for the duration! Uh . . . he’d sooner have crabs back!!
We dodged a bullet, except for Shroomer’s pool cage, which flew over from his backyard to the tree in front of his house.
So, even in FYSMDP, every now and then, someone gets lucky! Doo Doo finally came up with the cash to purchase a bride (and she’s not even Russian). Her football name is T.P. Please welcome her, and feel free to give her your sympathies.
And speaking of relationships, how incredible that Dusty Rhodes has once again found a woman who knows much more about football than he does. Will Moose share her Outlaw Line winnings with him??!
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot!! You all deserve forgiveness.
Bad Luck,
The Commish