Yo, Yo, Yo!        Thinking of going to Burma        To hide my butt from Irma So, Rag Arm is finally done collecting sons-in-law, like Ozzie Smith collected home runs off his meatball fast ball. Welcome to our only cherry—Acne! Welcome back to the first triple threat—Li’l Nipper, Dusty Rhodes and Uga. How ugly will their relationships be after the Leprechauns play the Bulldogs!? They’ve suggested our members watch the 3 of them find a way to agree on their picks without fisticuffs!! By the way, Gwermo has already been shopping for the Moose’s (good & great friend of Dusty Rhodes) mascot uniform. How do you guys feel about edible panties & pasties??! Super happy that our group has been supported by Obamacare. Anyone with diseases can see Surge, Cellboy, Ebola, Cornea, and Acne; and our promiscuous nurses Mrs. Fetish & Mother Goose can be counted on to monitor your social diseases and apply creams and salves. Thanks to Shroomer who has overcome his states of overstimulation to pull everything together! Incredible!! Thanks to Lovely for hosting us again, even though School Marm and Stripper have been stealing glasses. Best wishes for a speedy recovery to the Butt, who will resume her treasurer duties soon. And Cherapova will be your solicitor for Outlaw Line once again. Suggest you tip her generously. . . You’re so dumb, you think the Kentucky Derby is a hat!! Bad Luck, The Commish Return