Dear Music Lovers,
A special half time attraction appearing at the Daiquiri Deck, better than Shania Twain, Janet Jackson, Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Prince, Tom Petty, etc.:
This year the entertainment will be provided by the best tripping new band on the planet—the Shroomer Headtrippers doing cover songs, special lyrics by Head. In addition they will be joined by a guest Do-wop celebrity on tambourine. I’m their agent, so contact me @popoo personalities@fysmdp.com to book them.
For years, Lovely has been the butt of jokes for his insane picks. It was his clever ploy that has now been exposed—lowest score in the post season so far. Bizarre!!
Rag Arm and Gwermo, on the other hand, have reached a level of incompetence never achieved before. Did they believe there was a reward for highest score ever?!! Hee, hee, hee
Bad Luck,
The Commish
Your mind would be unstable even when mounted on a tripod!