Dear Bigger Button Than Yours,
Ok, so the Knights beat the team that beat both teams in the college finals! UCF was the only undefeated team!! And no power 5 conference team would schedule them—sissy, scaredy cats! BUT Alabama played Mercer and FSU. And Georgia managed to defeat Appalachian State and Samford! Ugh.
So, that rant is over. Let’s look at the players who picked college games low. Please Commissioner Goodell, we’d like the referees to insure some serious pro-playoff upsets. The only problems is Shroomer’s computer’s inability to add that high!!
Next week, get your picks in by Wed. 6:00pm Eastern , so we can all laugh at each others’ demented picks at next week’s huddle. My bad to not require picks done Wed. this week. Congrats to G String who made the playoffs with the stankiest cum club standing ever—29th!!!
And sympathy to Albino/Acne to be related to Rag Arm and also NOT in the playoffs even though they are in 3rd place in the cum club!! Maybe your wives should give you advice instead of your chalk-boy father-in-law!
OMG, Lovely has the lowest score ever after the bowl games! Think that rehab center has made a tremendous difference!!
After decades, Mother Egg still has no clue how to make the playoffs! But to her credit, she won Hall of Fame for 250 bottle caps!!!
Better than any half-time show ever: Shroomer and Head, as the Shroomer Head Trippers, will be our in-person Super Bowl half-time show!!! No fears about wardrobe malfunction. Unfortunately, Lovely’s wife is working 3 shifts at Cheetah and won’t be able to lap dance during their performance. Psych up! I’ve seen them in action and they kick ass!!!
Bad Luck,
The Commish
There is no vaccine against stupidity!