Dear Suckwads,
Some exciting news for the confirmed men in the pool. Tattoo has fled Massachusetts to lord her position over us. For months she has reigned supreme in the cum club. And now it’s time to enforce the XX chromosome rule: any XY person who hugs Tattoo will reduce his score by 1 and give Tattoo an extra point! Hey guys, it’s only fair since women are so much smarter than we.
Besides Rag Arm, Tattoo, Miami Vice and Gwermo have clinched playoff spots!
Please talk to Shroomer or me if you suspect you are too dense to comprehend playoff info. I’ll certainly mislead you!!
Between Boa and G String, they don’t have enough bottlecaps to buy an edible from Colorado.
Great news! I’ve hired a new band for our Super Bowl halftime show—The Shroomer Head Trippers!!! Expect numerous wardrobe malfunctions!
Bad Luck,
The Commish
If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn’t fill an M & M!