Dear Damaged & Dismayed,
How wonderful that in an era of sexual harassment, our league has 3 of the top 4 spots in the cum club occupied by amazing women!!
Can they possibly object to testing to confirm their sexuality? Are they transgender? Is it fair that their obvious charms have distracted and confused all the males in the league?
So once again, your impartial Commish is invoking the Chromosome Rule. All women will have a 10 point penalty added to their scores to allow us inferior mortals to compete against them. I’m sure that all fair-minded members will agree!
Great news—Lovely has invited us again to attend Super Bowl at the Daiquiri Deck!! Yahoo! More info to come.
So, Gwermo, CornyUh & G String are in the playoff hunt while in 21st, 22nd, and 30th place! Weird!!!
We’ll be meeting every Thursday through the Super Bowl thanks to Shroomer’s creative computing skills. Please pay attention to playoff scenario information. We’re trying to include the college championship game.
Bad Luck & Humbug,
The Commish
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate!!
