Dear Members who put coal in their families’ stockings,

So, today it occurred to me that Stevie Wonder has never cared what color you are. Think about it . . . .

Congrats to RagArm clinching a playoff spot!

Stripper has offered Brain a significant reward (2 nights with School Marm) to lose his last 2 games so Stripper would win the division. Can Brain resist the temptation?

So, over 600,000 Alabamians voted for a pedophile for Senate! Since he lost, should we console him by inviting Roy Moore to be in the pool? Roll Tide!

We’ll be meeting over the holidays as usual. Thanks, Lovely!!

By the way, Shroomer was all over the Browns last week until they folded like an army cot. Shroomer’s derelict road trip (tripping) is almost over and he’ll be in person next week (after the drying out process is over.)

Bad Luck,
The Commish

Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel where you stayed in Detroit!

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