Dear Goose Eye (Google it),
What’s happening to football??! Does anyone have the vaguest concept of what a complete pass is? Pass interference has become so mysterious, it could best be determined by flipping a coin!! Targeting has always meant to me the ability to score well in darts!
Gwermo continues to dominate G-String in bottlecaps—5 to 0. And both are in 2nd place in their division. What a stench!
Has it occurred to anyone that the top 3 in the Cum Club are couples? A bit sinister!
Check out tonight’s match-up, stinky game of the year, between Cellboy and Fungi!!
In an emergency move, Perry Mason has been flown in to represent those of you about to be charged with sexual harassment . His credentials are impeccable, as he has successfully defended himself seventeen times. Line up and sign up to ensure client confidentially, just like Donald Jr.
The Commish
You’re as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.