Dear Deviants,
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
How do rednecks celebrate thanksgiving? Pump kin!
No huddle next week—happy thanksgiving!! Picks still due Wednesday by 6pm Eastern.
Kind of a bizarre midterm report:
• Albino-Acne have lost all of their cherries, are in 3rd place, but are only 4 – 4?!
• G-String and Kid Cherapova are the only 2 without bottlecaps. But Kid Cherapova are getting rich from the Outlaw Line.
• Gwermo is 6 – 2 with only 5 bottle caps and is way down in 21st place.
• Stripper and School Marm have almost 300 bottle caps between them, which leaves very little room for much else.
• Shroomer and Brain have begun their inevitable downward spiral.
• Cellboy hasn’t won a game since he rented a megaphone to brag about his first week genius.
Bad Luck,
The Commish
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic!!