Dear Go-To-Gwermo’s House for Trick-or-Treat (“Step into my parlor,” said the spider to the fly),

       

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos !

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His Ghoulfriend !!

What is Dracula’s favorite kind of dog? A bloodhound !!!

What goes “Ha, ha, ha . . .THUD”? A monster laughing his head of !!!!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius? Pumpkin pi !!!

Bad Luck,
The Commish

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