Dear Groped and Gropers (because you can, ugh),
Our collection of members is quite impressive. We have: captains of industry, healers of the highest stature, women of strength, courage & easy virtue, men who have consumed great quantities of bizarre substances and survived, and athletes who have performed at peak levels (except when they give up a playoff homer to Ozzie Smith.)
But who can compare to Thelma, pictured below, as she completes this year’s ironman in Hawaii?!!
She reported that the last few miles, “the only thing that kept me going was how we were doing in the Outlaw Line.”
No worries at all. You and Louise were first!
Our next photo may give you chills. Check out the graceful pirouette 1-800-Ask Tyler performs on the tennis court.
Now that’s a prima ballerina!
Support Bacteria—they’re the only culture you have!
Bad Luck,
The Commish