Dear Imbies & Moes,
So, only Butt and I took advantage of the FYSMDP Fatty- junket to Vegas. Suckers!
Last weekend, the three of us arrived in Vegas. We went to the Bellagio to check in and were surprised that they already knew of Fatty. No wonder she has won 3 of the first 4 Outlaw Lines—all big ones! We were totally comped in a 3 bedroom luxury suite on the 47th floor. Billy Joel came by to play on our grand piano, while Cher sang an incredible version of “Tramps and Thieves.”
I trusted Fatty’s intuition and won $240, 000. Instead of giving her a share, she opted for 2 escorts, 24hrs/day. Check out her smile!!
• Note that Slutty School Marm is 1 – 2, and in 2nd place overall.
• And Lovely is in 1st place in his division, but in 24th place overall.
• And even weirder is Stinky Surge who is 1st in his division and 29th overall.
This week I’ve employed a smoking hot gecko to give me guidance, as I’m the only one in the pool to be 0 – 4. She changes color to indicate winners! Check out her and her boyfriend.
May you fold an Ace and a Jack when playing Blackjack!!
Bad Luck,
The Commish
P.S. A birthday wish for the Butt: may your birthday organisms be plentiful, and your celebration continue for many days!!! P.P.S, Congrats to Mookie & Doc who last week showed their skills in corn-holing.
P.S., Mookie has asked me to invite all our feminine members to sit on his lap to celebrate his birthday. “You’re in Good Hands with Mookie”!! Happy belated birthday!!!