Dear Debaters & Masterbaters,
Once again male pride takes a hit—top three in the Cum Club, all women! So, your Commish will be enforcing the long-standing estrogen rule: 10 points will be added to the women’s scores each week until a man rises up (ha ha ha) to take the lead. Obviously, women are smarter, and all we men deserve a handicap allowance.
By the way, is it a coincidence that Stripper is dead last and School Marm is first? Has Stripper finally succombed to her charms and allowed her to copy his genius picks, while he disconsolately submits hers as his own?!
Big News: It has come to my attention that many of you are changing your voting affiliation now that one of the candidates is obviously sniffing Inca marching powder. Notice how close the polls have grown, and how the South American economies are flourishing!
May you enjoy listening to telemarketers!
Bad luck,
The Commish
P.S., Mookie has asked me to invite all our feminine members to sit on his lap to celebrate his birthday. “You’re in Good Hands with Mookie”!! Happy belated birthday!!!