Dear Deviant Desperados, Last week was one of the best huddles ever! Thanks to each of you who attended with joy in your deviant hearts. Even RagArm showed his pleasure by chest bumping me into Friday. Many, many thanks to Shroomer for his amazing work. Tonight, if you have appropriately complementary parts, give him a thank-you grind!! And, you may each subtract a year from your actual age because of missing last year’s FYSMDP!!! Congrats to sleazy, easy women, Fatty and Thelma&Louise finishing 1st and 2nd in the Outlaw Line. Incredible news: Our heroic Surge is sponsoring an offshoot of Doctors Without Borders. And now, FYSMDPers can volunteer to be part of this selfless, caring project: yes indeed, Doctors Without Morals. Imagine traveling to the orient to support and participate in the sex industry that has been doctor approved. Share the joys with Surge, sampling healthy, happy prosperous peeps plying their profession to delight you. Send your tax deductible bottle caps to Surge with Surge (no conscience required).     For the first time ever, Cellboy was a conference winner. But true to form, he still lost his head-to-head against School Marm. Or was it because the birthday girl promised head?! Hmmmm. May you qualify for the mental express lane—five thoughts or fewer!! Bad Luck, The Commish Return