Dear Fysmdpee-ers & party poopers, We’re ba-a-a-a-k!! Just like Gwermo’s social diseases. Shroomer has gone deeply into his bliss state to get his bytes in order. And Mona has yanked him back to reality occasionally. Many of you have characterized tennis as a “sissy” sport, but I’m presenting proof to the contrary, below. Check out Ebola covered in bubble wrap! That’s because he’s given up his body chasing balls, banging into his partners and running into fences. No longer can his testosterone be questioned. Nothing can stop him!!     Congrats to School Marm on her birthday! After only 9 plastic surgeries, she doesn’t look a day over 79. She welcomes all “paddy whacks” to celebrate her firm implanted butt. The Butt is having a Hermine flood sale this weekend. She’ll take waders in trade. Welcome our only Cherry this year, FitNitWit. You’ll recognize him by his swollen body from too many PED’s. His sponsor, Brain, told him that lots of points are good!! Learn from your parents’ mistake—use birth control! Bad Luck, The Commish Return