Dear Santas & Scrooges,
Check out Goober the Grinch below. Not even grammy Cherapova or mom Kid Rock can make him smile. Probably only expecting coal in his stocking. . .
Great party at the Butt’s house! Gwermo and I were the first to share Butt’s Body on her daughter’s bed. How do you think she paid for the new house?! Bordello Butt at DoMe.com! I think she signed up Mother Goose, Thelma & Louise, and Fatty, as Pleasure Providers!
Congrats to DooDoo who is first to clinch a playoff spot. Unfortunately I’m adding 20 points to his overall score since he can’t read point spreads—a well-deserved application of the Dumb Shit Rule.
In a titanic struggle of division leaders, Cherapova and Rag Arm go head to head, as they are neck and neck. Who will emerge on top?
Bah humbug,
The Commish
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Xmas?
Some of Santa’s best toys run on batteries!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are!