Dear Reprobates & Rapscallions,

Rag Arm dropping like a stone—how’s it feel to be dominated by Kid Rock and Cherapova?!!

      

BTW, 5 of the top 6 are women! Does that question Rag Arm’s testosterone?

Is anyone curious about Lovely in 29th place leading his division? Could it be he’s getting inspiration from his huddle table companion?

And what about Perry Mason in 27th place with more bottle caps than anyone?! Suspicious legal obfuscation?

Yo Boa, not cool to be 7 – 5 and dead last in your division! Too funny. It’s a shame you didn’t bribe me like Lovely did to be in a division of morons.

I failed a spelling test when asked to spell “bitch” and I wrote down your name.

Bad Luck,
The Commish

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