Dear Gobble, Gobble, Gobblers,
Arousal Section. You may want to ask Lovely why Gwermo recently gave him a boner!
Cherapova asked me to let anyone who was deafened by her orgasmic scream Sunday, know that it was because of the Cowboys come-from-behind victory, and not the throes of group passion. Hmmm?
And look for Cellboy & Ebola in the stands in Kansas City, as they are flying on the Bucs’ team plane. Rumor has it that Cellboy plans to sit with the Coach to suggest some improvements. Ebola will be discussing field goals in the pro games versus college.
Brain hasn’t been this high since the last Disco Biscuits concert!
Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who don’t have to cook!
Unless you live alone, do you really know where that turkey baster has been?
I like football. I find it’s an exciting, strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving!
NO HUDDLE NEXT WEEK: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Picks still due Wed at 6pm EST.
Bad Luck,
The Commish