Dear Merry and Morose Voters,
Congrats to all of you who are the merry & gratified voters. Though morose, I’m supporting our new president . . . just like the Trumpsters have supported our current president! Cheers!!
Now the important news: Everyone has earned bottlecaps! The best division includes Rag Arm, Cherapova and Doc. School Marm is 5th overall and 3rd place in her division. But she is well-situated on top of Stripper. Hump on!
Happy Birthday Shroomer! No one in the world would have predicted his pickled brain would still be functioning after all the stimulants that twisted and turned through his cerebral cortex. Perhaps he’s from a far, far better world and deposited on earth like Superman. More likely, he is Spock’s brother (see resemblance below.)
Who knows where Mona Lott’s been hatched?! But such perfection together!
On Shroomer’s last birthday, with just one breath, he LIT all the candles on his cake! Cheers, our brother!! Live long & prosper!!!
May you pay $500.00 to have your family tree searched, only to find out you are the sap!
Bad luck,
The Commish