Dear Almost Done with Political Ads,
So, Shroomer finally got the courage to ask me if the people who run FYSMDP are chosen because of their lack of knowledge (duh, of course, because we’re too dumb to RIG the results.) No offense to Big Byte, but our football acumen could fit in the nozzle to deflate Brady’s pigskin.
Before I kick Cellboy’s ass out again, I’d like to have everyone sign an FYSMDP petition to request he never show up. We can all understand his many obligations—how far away he lives (Siesta Cove), and how much he hates Gwermo. Totally understandable. . . .
Yo, yo, yo, can anyone believe Lovely is 1st in his division?! If so, I’d like to sell you some prime real estate—underwater!!>p> So cool that Sons of Surge are the only players with no bottlecaps! Surge, isn’t it a bit disturbing that your progeny are so clueless no matter how much care and consideration you and Hawk have provided? Tsk, tsk.
Please take the opportunity to wish Goober a happy belated birthday. He is really absorbing the FYSMDP philosophy of life, “Don’t mess with me.” So, a kid tried to take his dessert in the cafeteria. Goober stared him down and said, “Rag Arm is my brother, and he’ll bring a fastball harder than Chapman’s from the Cubs. Beware!”
Also wish our other Scorpios Happy Birthday: Mona, CornyUh, Cellboy (who cares), Shroomer, and Popoo, and all others of whom we may be unaware!
You’re one shingle shy of a roof, and the water’s getting in!
Bad Luck,
The Commish