Dear Molesters and Nitwits,

Is it a coincidence that the only two players who have picked both sides of a game in the Outlaw Line, are also the only players who are 0 - 5 head-to-head?! Way to go 1-800 and Surge!

Check out the pic below. You have to look closely to see Shroomer staggering for an exit.

Apparently, he heard there was a mushroom seller in a dorm at USC. So what if he left with 9 minutes remaining and Arizona State down 13, scoring on a hail Mary pass to win one of the most exciting games in years. Shroomer is one guy who has his priorities in order. (Meanwhile, looks like he had a pretty good seat!!)

Congrats to BeeBee who is the only person 5 - 0 in either league! She's in 13th place and has a paltry 5 bottle caps--must be voodoo economics.

May your daughter date Ray Rice, and may your babysitter be Adrian Peterson.

Bad Luck,
The Commish

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