Dear Kleptomaniacs and Looters, Bubba in first place is like the Bucs winning this year's Super Bowl, or 1-800-Ask Tyler losing a cherry, or Corny Uh in 30th place! All are incredibly unlikely!! Another bizarre occurrence is Ultimate Uga in 27th place and head-to-head 4 - 0. What a lucky dog!! Oh, that's right--Uga is a dawg!. Bow wow, bulldog slobber.     Proud of Surge: in the cum club but 0 and 4! Perhaps it's because he's right under his BFF (RagArm) in the standings and other places, too. Oh, my! Below is Mad Max. He's so upset that the Pinheads couldn't figure out the proper technique a few months sooner so he could have been in this year's pool. Be patient, Grasshopper, and begin preparing for next year. Maybe you'll set the new record for youngest player to beat Uga.     BTW, for those among you who think it's an advantage for the Outlaw to create the Outlaw Line, you'll be happy to observe me mired often in dead last. Note also that the spreads are so accurate that the weekly scores have stunk like some of your underwear. May you drink so much that when you donate blood to the Red Cross, there's so much alcohol in it, they use it to sterilize the instruments. Bad Luck, The Commish Return