Dear Groped and Handcuffed,
Just when you finally believe you have a clue about life, FYSMDP bites you in the crotch. The odds of Lovely and Brain both winning the week are only slightly less than Thelma & Louise residing in first place--a million to one! Make it a trillion to one . . . .!!
And in an all time first, Shroomer, in just two weeks, leads both the Hall of Fame and the Hall of Shame! Slightly bipolar, don't ya think?! Could someone have switched his prescriptions?
Congrats to Hawk who won the Outlaw Line with the worst score ever. Never has everyone been in double figures with 4 people with 30 or more!! The Outlaw's twisted odds ride roughshod over FYSMDPers. Giddyup!!
In a more serious note, please take time out of your desolate lives to pay a visit to Cellboy and Ebola in room 410 in Memorial Hospital. After the latest Bucs' humiliating and infuriating defeat, they attempted a duo suicide. But like the Bucs, they screwed up, and picked a dead tree limb to secure the nooses. See below.
You could be an official moron if you move your lips watching TV.
Bad Luck,
The Commish