Dear Creeps and Deviants (you know who you are!),         Somehow we've made it through the draft and first week's picks. Everyone got picks in for the first time ever. Although 1-800 Ask Tyler had a premature prognostication (entered his picks on Sunday during website testing.) Oh well, please commiserate with his G.F. tonight. Maybe Ebola, his God Father and sexual advisor, could help with this problem. More cherry news    • Rogaine Brain is looking for follicles. Please share your pubic hair.    • Anyone wanting bowling competition with Pin Head, I'll be glad to handle all your action.    • Let me know if anyone ever sees AA without a cocktail in her hand. Ooops, no chance . . . It was really great finally meeting Foosball, especially Mrs. Ball. Hoping to see her again soon--wink, wink. Thanks again to the Fetishes for hosting the draft, although I definitely miss their daughters' contributions. Also appreciate Cash picking team chips from the draft bag. Cherapova will again be working the Outlaw Line. She's volunteered cleavage for tips. You can't view if you don't play. Don't pass up this stimulating opportunity. People like you are the reason that people like me need medication! Bad Luck, The Commish Return