Dear Slackers & Tap Dancers,
What an incredible miracle. Several years ago I was going to boot Dr. Gonzo out of the pool for non-attendance, but Baileys appealed to my better nature (hard to find). He told me that Doc Gonzo only had a few weeks to live, and FYSMDP was the only thing keeping him alive. How could I deny such a request?! So, I gave him a pass. Perhaps his stanky picks were also a factor in my decision. I have been assured that he will be in attendance this evening, so touch him for good luck!
Congrats to Albin0 who, unlike his chalk boy father-in-law, can't read the spreads. This brainiac picked the Panthers at 20 against the Saints. What a genius!
And then there's Idler, who forgot to pick the 49ers over the Raiders--another effing genius! Hemlock, anyone?
Felicitations to Fetish, whose daughter has been seen in the company of Florida's quarterback, Treon Harris. Since this relationship began, Florida's fortunes have taken a turn for the better! Way to go!!
To some of you: you have a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
To others of you: you have a brain that won't quit and a body that won't start. Hmm . . . .
Bad Luck,
The Commish