Dear Quick-shooters & Raconteurs, Always warms my heart when a Cherry commits a Dumb Shit act. Take 1-800 Ask Tyler, who asked his GF to make picks for him because his sucked. As a fine woman, she obliged. But did he submit those or did he guffaw at her silly selections and put in his own? I know you wise folks can guess the result--she would have won the week and his picks were rancid, as usual! D.S.!! And then there's Surge, Rag Arm, Boa and G String who journeyed to cheese country for 2 football games last weekend--Nebraska vs. Wisconsin and Eagles @ Packers. Well, the games sucked but our stout lads managed to stay amused by heavy alcohol consumption and the intimate company of 6 Vietnamese women (18 years old?) whom Surge smuggled back from his, ha ha, humanitarian trip there! 4 D.S.!!!! Hawk was so upset she demanded a win for her bye week. D.S.! Congrats to Cellboy who has won 2 weeks in a row after his release from the suicide ward. May you like football. It's an exciting strategic game. It's a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. Is your cooking so bad, your kids think Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor? Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence. Bad Luck, The Commish P.S. No huddle next week. Happy Thanksgiving! Picks still due Wed. 6pm Eastern Time. Return