Dear Ghosts and Goblins, The only thing that has gone up and down more times than Albin0's standing is the escalator at the new mall! Is he related to Lovely? Congrats to Pinhead who finally lost a cherry, and now has left Cellboy as the only player in the Big D League who has no bottlecaps, and coincidentally, is the only Buc fan left. (Get well soon, Cellboy!) Only 1-800 Ask Tyler has been unable to lose a cherry. Perhaps we should contact his girlfriend, Regina?! Welcome to Shroomer and Mona who have returned to Siesta Key briefly to celebrate her natal day. She prefers paddy wacks instead of gifts (see Adrian Peterson for technique), so step up to her plate. In other birthday news, let's toast Goober, soon to be 12 (November 2nd). He is so gifted and mature! High five, angel!! And happy birthday to other Scorpios--you know who you are!!        What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? "I'm bone to be wild!" What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!! What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!! Bad Luck, The Commish Return