Dear Gropers and Grapplers,
Did anyone notice how much like the Bucs the baseball Cardinals looked last night?! Both are in action again tonight! Who will most resemble the three stooges?
Well, we're about half way into the regular season, and again some anomalies are apparent:
• Hollywood 5 and 2 in 25th place
• Kid Rock 5 and 2 in 20th place (and did not get picks in one week)
• Top six players in Little P league are all women--bah! The Commish is on the verge of enacting chromosome testing.Is Nole Bait taking PEDs from Lil'Nipper again?
• Only 3 people have no bottle caps in the Big D League.
I thought I would honor Shroomer and his distinguished family, who are here from all corners of the world with photos. Unfortunately, Shroomer cannot be photographed, as his image flickers on and off due to his incredibly transient states of tripping--oops, I meant "being". Luckily, I have combed through my picture folders and found photos of Sir Luncelott and Mona Lott.
The Commish
May you pay $500 to have your family tree searched, only to find out that you're the sap.