Dear Friends and Foes,
All we can do is hope to continue our huddle at the Deck now that Fetish and Flyer have become the new owners (pictured below holding the deed). Last week, Lovely bet on himself to win a doubles match against team Fetish/Flyer, and lost the bar and restaurant. Perhaps they will lure him back as a manager or busboy. We would sorely miss his hosting abilities.
Check out the top six places in the Little P League--all women! Looks like your Commish will again have to invoke the XX chromosome regulation. Multiple orgasm players will be assigned penalty points to compensate us unfortunate XY chromosome males. Don't you men agree?!!
The Government may be shut down, but Shroomer is forever. Neither rain, nor snow, nor LSD can prevent him from completing his appointed tasks. Trip on, my brother.
Bad Luck,
The Commish
May you be several nuts over the fruitcake minimum.