Dear Winkers and
Blinkers,
Warning: Women Beware!!
Recently
I had eye surgery performed by CornyUh. Little did I know
that he
performed an experimental procedure along with lens replacement.
Today I discovered that my new lenses include the ability to see
through women's clothing. (Nice pink panties, Butt!)
Gentlemen, the line forms at CornyUh's doorstep.
Congrats to Fatty in first place in the Little P League! How long will Ebola stay in first place in the Big D League if he doesn't show up for the huddle?!
Fun birthday celebration last week!
Bad Luck,
The Commish
May you qualify for the mental express line--5 thoughts or fewer.