Dear Unaware and Unkempt, I am squashing an ugly rumor that has come to my attention. There is absolutely no truth that our beautiful servers rigged the raffle drawing to worm their way into Goober's affection. Oh, you shallow and jealous players! For shame! Welcome, Cherries, to your initiation into the hardball of FYSMDP. Of 5 Cherries, only 1 (Goody 2 Shoes) won his head-to-head, and that was because Baileys just had a grandson (congratulation!) and lost his mind putting Florida at 25. The other Cherries were simply squashed.
![]() You'll be happy to know that your Commish is currently investigating some strange goings on at Fitness Quest. Rest assured I will turn over rocks and prescription bottles to discover the truth. It was great returning to the scene of past crimes at the Deck. Thanks again to our gracious host and servers. By the way, great selections on the Outline Line by our bartender, Gorgus. So far, you pour way better than you pick. Hey Cherapova, is it the female Outlaw's strategy to suck us in by finishing last? Clever, clever!
Bad Luck, Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is an understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
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