Yo, yo, yo and Ho effing ho,
Hope your naughty selves got everything you deserved from Santa!
Congrats to Perry Mason, who won the rare daily double--weekly winner plus Outlaw Line winner! (Go back to NY) And worst end-of-game performance in college this year goes to Washington State, the no-longer-so-proud alma mater of RagArm.
Remember we're huddling next Thursday for the last time 'til the Super Bowl. And speaking of the big game, stay tuned for more information. Please remember that EVERYONE plays the college bowl/pro football scenario, no matter how sucky your head-to-head regular season results (see Lovely in the Big D League and Pogo in the Little P League.)
Think on these tidbits while pondering your college bowl picks:
• How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him.
• If 3 FSU players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.
• How can you tell if an Auburn player has a girlfriend? There's tobacco juice on both sides of the car.
• Why did the Alabama linebacker steal a police car? He saw 911 on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
Bad Luck,
The Commish
May you spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve! Happy 2014!!