Dear Low Lives and Low Brows, Does every team that needs to win automatically lose?!! Bah, humbug.             Santa's Pet Peeves: Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip flask Two words: lap rash You know the saying, "If a thousand monkeys typed for a thousand years, chances are one would write the Encyclopedia Britannica"? Well, I figure that's about the odds of Baby Byte winning a week. Congratulations, Chimp Boy! Remember last week's mother/son fiasco? On the brighter side, check out mother/son Kid Rock/Goober--both in first place in their divisions! Who's copying off of whom?? Psych up for the SuperBowl party at Rag Arm's Villa! Bad Luck, The Commish Anyone who starts a sentence, "With all due respect. . ." is about to insult you. Return