Dear Getting-Down-To-Crunch-Time,

Pity poor Hawk, pictured wandering aimlessly below.

She forgot to put Boa's picks in. Did Surge, who is tied head-to-head in division standings with Boa, put her up to it? Will there be matricide in her future? Please give her a sympathetic hug in case her end is near.

Congrats to Ebola, who is in both the Hall of Fame and the Hall of Shame.

Will Shroomer's 8 stand up? It's been best score for a long time. Are those 250 bottle caps beginning to burn a hole in your pocket?

And, special thanks to Shroomer 'n' Mona's elder reclusive offspring and our computer guru, aka The Gu, who worked through last week's computer issues --far more serious than we knew! With Shroomer in CA and The Gu here at home, they managed to keep us up and running. Thanks!! Not that you're likely to see The Gu in public, but if you do, give him a hug.

Stanky division is NFC South in the Little P League--Uga leads at 6 - 7.

Bad Luck,
The Commish

May your slinky be kinky.
May your picks be so dumb that blondes tell jokes about them.

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