Dear Boozers and Losers, Below is Stripper getting lubed up before going on stage. This was a special evening performance as he celebrated his 82nd birthday (oldest stripper on record) by not wearing a g-string at all. Unfortunately, he realized too late that the customers had nowhere to stuff their 10's and 20's! Oops! (Buy the man a birthday libation!!) This is Uncle Fester and Morticia disguised as humans for Halloween. You can't even see their fangs! I suggest you don't allow Morticia, who is making an appearance with us tonight, to bite your neck. And now for a special presentation. Each year Thelma and Louise question Shroomer about one of their head-to-head results. Sadly, it has been when they have had their bye week!! Your Commish has decided to bestow the extremely rare Double Dumbshit Award. Congratulations!!        May you not buy an electric toothbrush because you're not sure if your teeth are AC or DC. Bad Luck! The Commish Return