Dear Insane & Insatiable,
Isn't it typical of the younger generation? Bipolar babies: up one week, down an-other. Goober went from the Hall of Fame to the Hall of Shame in one fell swoop.
Congrats to Fatty who soared to first place in the Little P League! She said it was like losing her cherry all over again. Woowee!
Apparently the Sleeping Beauty Sisters woke up long enough to each win the week! Did Shroomer slip them something in their drinks?
Rag Arm is already bragging about how easy the Big D League is. He probably felt the same way just before his delivery to Ozzie Smith.
May the replacement refs drink a 5-hour energy drink every 20 minutes!
The Commish