Dear Starlets and Stars, Great news! We're going to Hollywood for the Super Bowl!! Yes indeed, Hollywood has volunteered his pleasure palace to host this year's event. There are some house rules. His jacuzzi is an all naked area. Clothing is not optional--it's forbidden. He plans to install cameras so those of you visiting his numerous bedrooms, are likely to see yourselves later on computer. Say, "Cheese!" FYSMDP, Mookie! Can't remember if anyone has ever accumulated so many bottlecaps at this point of the year. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas. Take Rex Ryan, for example . . . Merry ChrisKwaaNukkah and Festivus for the rest of us!! Bad Luck! The Commish Return