Dear Mayans and Maniacs, It's getting closer to December 21st and the media are preparing their headlines: •    USA Today--We're Dead! •    Sports Illustrated--Game Over •    Rolling Stone--The Grateful Dead Reunion Tomorrow •    Wall Street Journal--Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends •    Ladies Home Journal--Lose 10 lbs by Judgment Day on our Armageddon Diet •    TV Guide--Neilson Ratings Soar     Congratulations to Boa and Goober who are first to clinch playoff spots. Bah hum-bug! Check out the AFC East division. Henceforth, it will be known as the Dumb Ass division, as the leader is in 22nd place. Hats off to Rag Arm who managed to marry off one of his daughters without Gwermo finding out where the wedding was being held. Get your flu shot, but remember there is no vaccine against stupidity! Bad Luck! The Commish Return