Dear Braggarts and Smack Talkers, Always believed Gwermo and Rag Arm were the biggest yappers ever. But I was SO wrong!!! Doo Doo, pictured below, raised the level of worthless babble to new heights. Some of you may have met this modern day Baron Von Munchhausen over Thanksgiving week. What a coincidence that his mega-mouth and his stanky results occurred this past week--now he's only tied for first! Sweet Justice!! Can someone explain how Moose Ca Ca, Surge, Corny Uh and Della Street are leading their divisions and are in 15th place or worse overall. That just sucks! Screw 'em. So, Alabama's coach says it's not fair that the conference championship loser doesn't get to play in a BCS game (now that this year his team is playing in the con-ference championship and could lose.) Last year however, he didn't seem to have a problem with the rule--his team was not even in the conference championship, and side-stepped into the national championship game, winning the title! Aw, too bad, Coach. Hee hee hee! People like you just don't grow on trees--you swing from them! Bad Luck! The Commish Return