Dear Future Felons of America, Below is an-about-to-be-filled out restraining order against our hero, Gwermo. After all this time, he is finally about to be served for his unrelenting pursuit of our divine servers, Amanda and Anne. Years ago, when he hired cocktail waitresses at the Magic Moment using a casting couch, "po-litically correct" hadn't been born. Oh how the world has changed. Now employers like Lovely at the Daiquiri Deck are much more subtle. He just bases his hiring selections on women's baby sitting performance skills at his house, even though he has no children. How enlightened our society has become! I'm sure we all trust Perry Mason or Cackler to defend our friends against any frivolous har-assment claims. Please observe Gwermo and Lovely in action in case you may be subpoenaed to testify. Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It's like an orgy that's rated "G". Bad Luck, The Commish Return