Dear Stanky and Cranky, So, we're finally done with the election, and we can get back to concentrating on football. No matter for whom you voted, you've gotta like Obama campaigning for a college football playoff. It was my reason for voting! So, there are some interesting relationship results: • The Butt family is doing unusually well in the Big D League! The Butt and Cheesey are high in the standings. Mookie has the 2nd highest number of bottlecaps! Have they imported brains but ran out by the time they got to Baby Byte? • The boys from Fitness Quest are also high (in the standings) in the Little P League. Perhaps the steroids are finally kicking in?!      Dusty Rhodes       Granola        Lil Nipper • And then there're Sons of Surge--Boa, 1st in the Big D League; G String, 3rd in the Little P League! Is the elective surgery in the off-season responsible? Why didn't Surge arrange one for himself? Birthday salutations to dead-last Shroomer and to Corny-Uh, who is somehow 6 - 2 and in 26th place! (And to anyone we may have missed because of ignorance or dementia.) The closest you'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle. Bad Luck, The Commish Return