Dear Dumbocrats and Repulsicans, Every four years, lots of money is spent electing demented people to govern us. Why would any sane person want to have such a job anyway?! I suggest we all write in Shroomer for president and Mona Lott for vice. What could be better than our own competent crazies to make our country a better place to live!! Shroomer & Mona on the Fantasy Fest campaign trail:         Below is a photo of Goober's bookie-partner after a particularly successful weekend of sports bets.     After Goober's win last week in the Outlaw Line, he has graciously agreed to help you all with your picks (for a small fee, of course). He has asked me to be his agent--cash only, of course. My compliments to Brain and Uncle Fester who have managed to be in first place in both the Hall of Fame and the Hall of Shame. Righteous! They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good looking, intelligent, and cultured! Bad Luck! The Commish Return